RADIO BROADCAST .::. All Channels, AUG 15, 2011 .::. ALERT
[The following is a broadcast that happens after whatever radio station, or online radio station, a person is listening to or nearby starts to beep with the alert sound chime. The voice that follows is electronically manipulated to sound ambiguous between male and female.]
DESAI IS NOT A CITY. IT IS A NATION. IT IS THE ONLY FIRST WORLD NATION IN THIS WORLD.
THIS WORLD IS NOT A WORLD OF ENDLESS OCEANS AROUND DESAI ON HIGH.
BEWARE THEIR GIFTS. DO NOT BELIEVE THEIR LIES.
[The chime starts again, before restoring to regular programming.]